Mosquito-killing laser -- Phaser predecessor?

Mosquito-killing laser roen Brothers Skit (Star Wars Mosquito Defense System)A new mosquito-killing laser has been invented. While there have been many lasers that can track down missles etc, there hasn't been one until now for something we all know and hate: the mosquito. The machine was invented by astrophysicist Lowell Wood to kill large numbers of mosquitoes and prevent malaria. Watch this mosquito as its head gets fried by a blue ray gun!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYXPqrXZ1eU

Coming soon: the Star Wars Mosquito Defense System!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk

With this, expect to be finding phasers in your local weapons store by 2020. Laser guns will be the future, I'm afraid. Silent ammunition. Ingenious. No wait -- I forgot: Pyu! Pyu!

Live long and prosper.

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